General

General

General Doctrine

  • G.01 - Every outfit shall be a statement of intent, not an accident.

  • G.02 - Oversize shall only exist if confidence fills the space.

  • G.03 - Red shall plead guilty to passion in all its form.

  • G.04 - Confidence is admissible imprint in all cases of allure or seduction.

  • G.05 - The Keeperium shall not be entered without mascara or intention.

  • G.06 - Style must agree essence louder than words.

  • G.07 - Lip gloss is never optional. It is an alibi.

  • G.08 - Denim shorts shorter than your patience must be worn only under supervision.

  • G.09 - Heels shorter than your temper are banned on first dates.

  • G.10 - Fashion without emotion is deemed void of artistic merit.

  • G.11 - The silhouette must honor the body before the trend.

  • G.12 - Overexposure of logos shall constitute visual misconduct.

  • G.13 - Lateness shall be pardoned if your entrance warrants applause.

  • G.14 - The gaze is admissible evidence of conviction.

  • G.15 - Never reveal all; mystery has legal immunity.

  • G.16 - No officer shall ignore a fashion crime in progress, even if it's your best friend.

  • G.17 - Excessive beige without emotional depth constitutes professional negligence.

  • G.18 - If you fall for a trend twice, consider mandatory re-education.

  • G.19 - Identity mismatch detected (outfit doesn't match persona)

  • G.20 - Anything too perfect begins to die.

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